These Are a Few of My Favorite Things

From The Daily Prompt: On the interview show Inside the Actors’ Studio, host James Lipton asks each of his guests the same ten questions. Here are my responses:

What is your favorite word? Namaste. [Roughly: “The Spirit within me salutes the Spirit in you.”]

What is your least favorite word? [I’m] Bored.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Writing.

What turns you off? Dealing with people who act like that they are better than you are.

What is your favorite curse word? Fuckwit (I don’t use it, but I love the sound of it)

What sound or noise do you love? My children laughing together.

What sound or noise do you hate? The screech of tires just before a crash.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Visual artist.

What profession would you not like to do? Accounting.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? “Guess who didn’t make the cut?” [Then He shows me all those nasty, hateful religious conservatives like Jerry Falwell, Ken Cucinelli, Jim DeMint, and Ted Cruz languishing in limbo.]


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